1:00 a.m. Must wake mom so I can go outside and hoot with the resident owl.
6:15 a.m. Doesn’t anybody hear that rooster crowing over at the nearby farm? Must wake mom to let me outside so I can bark until the entire neighborhood hears the all natural alarm clock.
7:30 a.m. Are we going yet? Are we going yet? Are we going yet?
8:00 a.m. Here’s my collar. Here’s my collar. Put on my collar.
8:15 a.m. Time to put me in the car, mom. Car. Car. Car.
8:30 a.m. – 10:30 a.m. Hike. Run. Splash. Bunnies. Deer. Birds. Water. River. Little barky dogs. Fun!
10:30 a.m. – noon-ish Run errands. Look cute in the back seat so little kids wave at me. Chill out in the car.
12:30 p.m. – 2:30 p.m. Nibble my breakfast. Nap. Watch the backyard for squirrels.
3:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m. Play basketball.
4:00 p.m. – 5:00 p.m. Nibble a little more food. Nap.
5:00 p.m. – 5:30 p.m. Play basketball.
5:30 p.m. Eat supper.
5:30 p.m. – 7 p.m. Hang out and wait for dad to get home.
7:00 p.m. Hour-long neighborhood walk.
8:00 p.m. – 9:00 p.m. Hang out with dad while he watches some sporting event.
9:00 p.m. Play 15 minutes of basketball
10:00 Retire to my den to sleep until 1:00 a.m.
And you wonder why I get so little work done…